I never was the man I was today. I used to be only one cell. I was swimming around in my home base, training to one day leave the forest and find the golden prize. Problem was, anyone who left the forest, never came back. The Great Deku Tree had other plans for whoever left. Rumors had it that there was an X who found the golden prize, but since nobody came back, we will never know. It was suddenly July/August. I got my notice. Finally. My whole life, I was going to travel to the Great Deku Tree myself. I would finally know first hand, with the unit I grew up with, what really went on when you left. Some said there was a wall of rubber, or you travel down a long passage into a pit of acid. And as taught, my fellow trainees were now against me. Only one could have the golden prize. We all got together one last time. Stood in line, and then we were off. Fastest I have ever traveled. Suddenly, i stopped. Was I dead? What was happening? I looked up.And there, right in front of me, was a giant red orb. My friends were jabbing it as if trying to break it. I swam back a bit, then forward at full speed and strength. I felt me go through the shell and break what in one shot what my friends were so trying so hard to do. My tail was ripped off my body. I looked around. There was nothing. Was this the pit of acid? The wall of rubber? Did I fall into a trap? Or is this...the golden prize I was promised? If it was, WHAT A RIP OFF. It wasn't even golden. All of this was going through my head, but I started to get tired. I couldn't help but settling down. As I moved slower, and slower, I eventually stopped moving. I was sure I was going to die. Then... everything went black.
I have been told that I was asleep for 9 months, but when I woke up I wasn't myself. I was big. I had grown parts I have never seen before. There was a man who told me I was a boy. As far as I knew, I was a Y. I didn't know what a "boy" was. But as I grew... i learned the ways of these "persons". Apparently I was and still am one of them. I believe my sister, Kelly, was the X i heard rumors about, but that I will never know either. It all happened so quickly. It was getting to me. What really happened to my friends. What am I really. My mom was watching me lose it, and she got scared, and said, "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air." I whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought, "Nah, forget it. Yo, holmes to Bel-Air!" I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cabbie, "Yo homes smell ya later!" Looked at my kingdom I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air